teacher: beta NISAAR tum kab paida hue the?

NISAAR: jawane jaane-e man, haseen dilruba, mile to dil jawan, "NISAAR" ho gayaa....

santa:  maine apni wife ko 10th krai, 10+2 karai, B.A, karai, M.A. karai, fir B.ED karai,

fir job lagvai.

banta: ab accha sa ghar- bar dekh ke uski shaadi bhi kara de...

wife: meri salwar utaro

santa:ok

wife: mera kameez utaro

santa:ok

wife: meri bra utaro

santa:ok

wife: aur aage se mere kapde mat pehanna...